13 year-old Lil' Johnny came home from school and his mom asked,
"How was your day?" Lil' Johnny replied, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh m'god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!" exclaimed his mother.
When his father arrived, Lil' Johnny's mother said, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today!"
Upstairs, he ask Lil' Johnny why his mom was so mad.
"I told her I had sex with my teacher today," Johnny replied. "Alright! That's my boy!" said his dad proudly. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow; that's my boy! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that shiny new bike you've been wanting!"
So Lil' Johnny and his dad went out and bought the nicest, shiniest red bike in town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asked dad.
Lil' Johnny replied, "Nah, my ass is still kinda sore." |
I was driving down the road when this dick in a pickup pulled out in
front of me! |
