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A Better Apple

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A man went into the U.S. Patent Office for a demonstration of his new invention. "What do you have to show me?" the officer asked. The inventor pulled a red apple from his pocket and handed it to the patent officer. Shaking his head, the patent officer informed the man that an apple is hardly a new invention.

"You don't understand," the man said. "This is a special hybrid that I have developed myself. Take a bite out of it and tell me what you think."

The patent officer, unsure but curious, took a bite out of the apple. "Big deal," he said, "it tastes like an apple."

"Turn it around and take another bite," prompted the inventor.

The officer took a bite out of other side and his expression turned to disbelief. "I don't believe it," he exclaimed, "it has the taste and texture of an orange!"

The inventor threw the officer another apple, "Here, try this one." This time the officer claimed that it tasted like a peach. The inventor eagerly asked him to turn it around and take a bite out of the other side. The officer did so and was rewarded with the taste of banana! "This is a great invention. It's too bad that you can't make one that tastes like pussy!"

The inventor smiled and reached into his bag, producing another apple. "Try it," he smiled.

The officer took a bite. His face contorted horribly, "That tastes like shit!"

The inventor just laughed and said, "Turn it around!"

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