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A man was complaining to his friend that he was having problems with his arm; his elbow was bothering him. His friend told him to see a doctor. The man said that he did not want to spend $40 to see a doctor and have the doctor tell him that it was Tennis elbow, which is what he thought the problem was.
His friend told him that he didn't have to spend $40; he could go to the computerized doctor machine at the local Drugstore. The man could not believe such a thing existed. His friend told him that all you had to do was pee in a cup, put it in the machine, deposit fifty cents, and the machine told you what was wrong with you. The man could not believe that the machine was accurate, but he went to the Drugstore with his friend. He peed into the cup, put it in the machine, deposited fifty cents and waited. A few minutes later a slip of paper came out which said "you have tennis elbow." The man was amazed - suspicious, but amazed. He went home and thought it over. He had his wife pee in the cup, his daughter also. He masturbated into the cup and stirred it all with the dipstick from his car. He returned to the store, poured the mixture into the machine, deposited fifty cents and waited. A few minutes later he received this reply:
1. Your wife has Herpes.
2. Your daughter is pregnant.
3. Your car needs a tune-up, and if you don't stop jacking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
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