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A guy went into a bar and said, "Gimme a gin and tonic." The bartender reached under the bar and placed an apple on it. The guy looked at the apple skeptically and the bartender said, "Go ahead, take a bite." The guy takes a bite and incredibly, it tasted like gin! The bartender smiled and said, "Turn it around." He did and it tasted like tonic. He finished the apple.
Soon the guy said, "Gimme a vodka and orange juice." The bartender once again reached behind the bar and placed another apple on it. The guy eyed the suspicious fruit and the bartender said, "Go ahead. Take a bite." He bit into it and he can't believe his mouth. It tasted like vodka. The bartender smiled and said, "Turn it around." He turned the apple and it tasted like orange juice, so he finished the apple.
Just then, a beautiful woman walked past the two men and the guy said to the bartender, "You know, I could sure go for some pussy about now." The bartender nodded, reached below the bar and produced yet another apple.
The guys said, "No way man!"
The bartender said, "Go ahead. Take a bite."
He takes a bite and angrily spits out the apple, "Yuck!! That tastes like shit!!!"
The bartender smiled and said, "Turn it around."
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