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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave," says John, "I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and this redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat!' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."
The next day, Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says, "What are you so happy about today, John?" "Well Dave... I gotta tell ya," says John. "Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
'Sure you can have a ride in my boat,' I says. So I took her way out, Dave, way out even further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!!"
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer.
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave," says John, "I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits way out to **here**. I had more wood than my boat does. She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure, you can have a ride in my boat,' I says. So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave !!! She had a great BIG dick!!!
And Dave, I CAN'T SWIM!!!"
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