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These three guys were sitting in a bar drinking beer. After a while, they started rating women as they came through the door.
This nice looking lady, glasses, long legs, okay figure, mid thirties, comes through the door. One guy turns to his buds and says, "Six". One of the other guys goes, "Nah, more like a seven.". They turn to the other guy and ask what he thinks. He takes a sip of his beer and says "Four". His buddies start arguing with him, but another lady enters.
Tall, lithe, brunette, a bit on the skinny side and very nice looking, but no model's face. One guy turns to his
friends and says "Oh, wow, an eight.". His other buddy turns and agrees, "Yeah, a pretty solid eight.". They turn to their other
friend. He takes a sip of his beer and says, "Five". They are incredulous, they can't believe this guy.
Before they have a chance to argue, in walks this lady. She is tall, blonde, great figure, model's face, built for business and looks like she has a mind for sin, expensive, great fitting clothes. Two of the guys are tripping over their tongue. "That's a ten!", "Yeah, a definite ten!". Their bud sips his beer and utters "Seven".
His friends think he's nuts and really start arguing with him. Finally, one guy asks "What's your problem?". "Simple, he says, "I'm using a different scale than you are." "What do you mean?" "I use the Budweiser scale." His
friends look at him funny. "What is the 'Budweiser scale'?", they ask.
"Oh, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face."
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