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How to Say No to Drugs!

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Two men went before a judge on drug charges. The judge said, "I'll drop the charges if you work to get kids to stop taking drugs." So, the two men went out into the community to try and convince kids to "Just say no."

After one week, both men came before the judge again to report on their efforts. One man said, "Your Honor, I convinced 10 kids to stop doing drugs." The judge was impressed, and asked how he did it.

"Well," the man said. "I drew two circles, one large and one small. I pointed to the large circle and told them this was their brain before drugs. Then I pointed to the small circle and told them this was their brain after drugs."

The judge then asked the other man how many kids he had convinced to stop doing drugs. The man replied that he had convinced 60 kids.

"60! That _is_ impressive," the judge said. "However did you do it?"

"I drew two circles, one large and one small, " replied the man. "I told them the small circle was their butthole before going to jail..." 

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