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As the story goes, a lovely female explorer crashes in the deepest part of the African Jungle. On awakening, she finds herself in a native hut, somewhat bruised but in remarkably good condition.
Hearing a noise she turns and sees the native witch doctor, a very exotic looking man, 6'8'' with a very "buff" physique. What really catches the sight of our intrepid female adventurer is what is hanging below his loin cloth, all 15 inches of it.
For the first time in her life she experiences the ecstasy she has always thought not possible for her. Not only is he built but he really knows what to do with it and many other things that only witch doctors have knowledge of. Days turn into months and they into years and she lives with her lover in sexual bliss experiencing his skills many times each day.
One day, however, an explorer reaches their remote location, bringing news that her father is gravely ill and that she must return home at once. (how the explorer was able to do that I leave to your imagination ).
Confronting her lover for the last time before she left she told him that she would be back as soon as possible but didn't know how she was going to handle not being sexually gratified by him each day - and many times at that.
Being a witch doctor of some repute, he had already thought of that and brewed up a "solution".
He handed her a small box, crafted from a dark hard wood of magical properties.
Inside was a miniature replica of his vastly larger instrument and
engraved on the wood was the word "UHM-GOWWA".
All you have to do, he said, when you want satisfaction is to say this word. She took the box and said "UHM-GOWWA".
Suddenly the miniature flew through the air and ,enlarging to real size, entered her bringing a cry of
surprise and joy. "WHEEEEEEE" she screamed.
Later, on the airplane, she found that she could not contain her needs any longer so, thinking that she could do so unobserved, she took out the box and said "UHM-GOWWA" followed quickly by a very very loud "WHEEEEEEEE". Embarrassed she looked around and saw
everybody's eyes glued to her. A while later (trans Atlantic flight) she again said the word "UHM-GOWWA"....."WHEEEEEEE".
This time the man across from her, awakened from sleep gave her a very cross glance.
Again "UHM-GOWWA" .... "WHEEEEEE" and this time the man stood up and went over to her seat demanding an explanation.
Embarrassed, she tried to explain about the witch doctor and about the box and about "UHM-GOWWA"....."WHEEEEEEE" (again) at which time the man, totally out of patience, grabbed the box from her and said "I don't believe a word of what you are saying, its all just superstition and bull. ...Uhm-gowwa my
AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....."
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