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Cat Haiku

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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.


You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, Elevator butt.


The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.


In deep sleep hear sound
Cat throw up hairball somewhere
Will find in morning.


Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.


Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?


You're always typing.
Well, let's see, you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.


My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.


Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
"What's a 'term paper'?


Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner


Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!


Oh no! Big One has
been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!


Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"


The Big Ones snore, now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey!"

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