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A farmer had three bulls and the bulls heard a rumor that the farmer was buying another bull to service the herd.
The oldest bull called a meeting and said to the other two bulls, "I have 10 years seniority and I'll be damned if I'm giving up any of my cows to some young upstart that probably isn't dry behind the ears."
The second bull said, "I agree with you. I have 6 cows and they're all happy and I don't see why I should give up any of my cows."
The third bull joined in, "I'm fairly new here and I appreciate what you two have done for me and for allowing me to service some of your cows. I'm with you."
It was agreed that the three bulls would show solidarity when and if a new bull arrived.
A couple of days later the farmer drove up with a trailer and when he opened the tailgate he led out the largest and most ornery animal on this earth. The new bull stood 5 feet high, weighed 4567 pounds and had horns with a spread of 72".
He stood there and pawed the ground and it felt like an earthquake. There were flames coming out his nostrils.
The oldest bull looked at his two companions and said, Hey! I am getting older and it wouldn't hurt me if I gave up a couple of my cows."
The second bull agreed he could also give up a couple of cows.
But the youngest bull, when he saw the new bull, started pawing the ground, snorting and shaking his head.
The other two bulls said to the younger bull, "Are YOU crazy, do you see the size of that bull. What in the hell are you doing?"
The younger bull replied, "Hey! I just want to make sure he knows that I am a bull."
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