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How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
There's white-out on the monitor screen.
How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?
She opens the car door!
Why do blondes wear woolen panties?
So they can keep their ankles warm!
Who knows what a blonde looks like, naked?
Everybody!
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb!
What is a brunette's mating call?
"Are all the blondes gone?"
What is the definition of a Red Head?
blonde with brains!
How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why do blondes have TGIF written on the insoles of their shoes?
As a reminder that, "Toes Go In First!"
After an Anacin poll in New York with blondes, how many of them
preferred staying with Anacin?
10% said "Yes", while the other 90% couldn't get the cap off!
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
She drowns it!
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
"All you can eat for under a buck!"
Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid?
They can't fit all that water in that tiny packet!
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She threw out all the ones that said 'W'!
What do blondes and a bottle of beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What do blondes say after sex?
"Are all you guys on the same team?"
What does an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see one.
Why do blondes wear loop earrings?
They need something to rest their ankles on.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday?
Tell her a joke on Friday!
Why don't blondes like vibrators?
They always end up chipping their teeth!
How can you tell when a blonde is stressed?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her Damn pencil.
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