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| Drug dealers |
Software developers |
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| Refer to their clients
as "users". |
Refer to their clients
as "users". |
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| "The first one's free!" |
"Download a free trial version..." |
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| Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). |
Have important South-East Asian connections
(to help debug the code). |
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| Strange jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "Dime bag," "E". |
Strange jargon:
"SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN". |
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| Realize that there's
tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. |
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. |
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| Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. |
Job is assisted by the industry's producing
newer, faster machines. |
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| Often seen in the company
of pimps and hustlers. |
Often seen in the company of
marketing people and venture capitalists. |
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| Their product causes unhealthy addictions. |
DOOM. Quake.
SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said. |
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Do your job well, and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you.
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Damn! damn! DAMN!!! |
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