Computer Codes
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| "Press Any Key" |
"Press any key you like but I'm not moving." |
| (This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you
press the "A" key.) |
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| "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" |
"... where you will be kept on hold for
45 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem." |
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| "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...." |
"... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them." |
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| "Please insert disk 11" |
"Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks." |
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| "Cannot read from drive D:...." |
"... However, if you put the CD in right side up..." |
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| "Please Wait...." |
"... Indefinitely." |
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| "Directory does not exist...." |
".... any more. Whoops." |
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| "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." |
"....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back." |
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