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1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
3. If brains were gas, you may have just enough to power Runaway Ralph's motorcycle around the inside perimeter of a cheerio.
4. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
5. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I am not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.
10. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
11. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited you again...
12. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
13. How about never? Is never good for you?
14. I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.
15. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
16. You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.
17. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
19. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
20. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm rocking.
21. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you are saying.
22. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
23. You are validating my inherent mistrust of co-workers.
24. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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