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An elderly woman entered her favorite small-town grocery and began collecting items like she had been doing for several years. Upon entering the produce department she discovered that there were no green onions on display. She asked the produce dept manager where they were and he very calmly explained that the delivery truck was running late and he would have onions in a couple days. The lady didn't think this was an adequate excuse, but she seemed to accept it, and went about her shopping. Her cart full, she went to the checkout to pay for her things. She v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y lifted her groceries out onto the counter, and soon had a rather large line of impatient customers behind her. Just as she was about to write the check, she asked the cashier if there were any fresh green onions in the store. The cashier didn't know so she called the produce dept mgr. The produce manager groaned when he realized why he was summoned, and once again explained to the dense old bird why there were no onions on that particular day. The
woman demanded to see the store manager. By now the other customers were mumbling under their breath about how they didn't have ALL day for this nonsense. A visibly shaken store manager appeared and gave the produce manager a glare for being interrupted. The produce manager cleared his
voice and exclaimed, "I think I can get through to her. Excuse me ma'am, could you tell me who put the tom in tomato?" After some thought she replied, "Why no, I can't". "Okay then, could you tell me who put the pot in potato?" Again, she looked around and shrugged her shoulders, "No, I couldn't say". At this the produce manager said, "Okay, okay, I'll give you an easy one.... could you please tell me who put the f*ck in onions?" Once again it looked like she was stumped when a light went off in her head and she exclaimed, "Hey! There's no 'f*ck' in 'onions'!!!" To which the manager gleefully shot back, "No shit lady, we've only told you that a DOZEN times already!!!"
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