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Polish Ladies Visit America

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So there's these two Polish ladies who had always heard that America is the land of dreams, so they scrimped and saved for years to get enough money to come over.

All their friends told them, "Don't go to America, they eat dogs over there!" or "I wouldn't go to a country where they eat dogs!!!" They heard this from everyone year after year.

Well, they finally save enough money and braved the Atlantic on a ship and landed in New York City. After they'd seen all the sights, one lady asked the other, "Well, we've done it all, are you ready to go see what a dog tastes like?" It took a while, but the other lady finally gave in. So, they go to a hot dog vendor on the street and order two dogs.

Upon receipt of them, one lady opens the bun and looks at it and asks the other, "What part of the dog did you get?" 

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