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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Anonymous
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves.
Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
M. Acklam
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
Franklin P.
If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise.
Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Unknown
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man.
Mark Twain
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
Smiley Blanton
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are
nuts.
John Steinbeck
I used to be scared of dogs. Then I realized that dogs are just as scared of me as I am of them; they just show it differently. They show it by barking and snapping at me, and I show it by soiling
myself.
Dakota Shepard
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
Anonymous
In dog years, I'm dead.
Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your
ear.
Dave Barry
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl.
Penny Ward Moser
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