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Jesus, very obviously upset,
calls together his disciples for an urgent meeting concerning the
overwhelming use of drugs on earth. After careful consideration they decide
that in order to regulate the problem they must first try the drugs
themselves and then decide how to proceed. So they decide to seen a
committee composed of disciples back to earth to collect the different
drugs.
The secret operation starts and two days later the disciples who had been
sent begin to return to Heaven. Jesus is waiting at the gates and asks the
first, "Who’s there?"
"Paul."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Paul?"
"Moroccan hashish."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who’s there?"
"Mark."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Mark?"
"Colombian marijuana."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who’s there?"
"Matthew."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Matthew?"
"Bolivian cocaine."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who’s there?"
"John."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, John?"
"Ecstasy from Montreal."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who’s there?"
"Judas."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Judas?"
"The FBI. Everybody up against the wall!" Back
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