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"Age is no barrier to an active sex life ... according to a survey published on Thursday by Pfizer." Reuters, Feb. 21, 2002
London (SatireWire.com) A breakthrough study published last week by Viagra maker Pfizer revealed that contrary to popular belief, being old does not extinguish the passion for having sex. However, researchers warned, thinking about old people having sex does.
The study of 26,000 people in 28 countries found that older men and women remain sexually active, even well into their 70s, and that younger men and women who think about that too much are going to be put right off the whole subject.
In fact, researchers said most of the young interviewers who collected information in the study haven't been able to have sex for weeks, a condition made explainable with the release of a sample interview transcript.
Interviewer: OK, you're 78 and still have sex. That's all I need.
Respondent: Let me tell you, it's not always easy.
Interviewer: I'm sure it's not. Well, goodbye...
Respondent: Like when the arthritis flares up...
Interviewer: Oh... my, look, that's enough.
Respondent: Or if the wife's colostomy bag...
Interviewer: Please, no.
Respondent: ...gets tangled with my heart monitor...
Interviewer: Eeeeeeooo...
Respondent: I remember this one time, when we had left the curtains open ... hello? ...
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