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Dear Miriam -
I never thought I'd be writing a letter to an advice columnist, but here goes: The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband, whom I'll call "Ben," in the house watching the TeeVee as usual.
I hadn't gone 100 yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car staggered to a halt. I walked back to the house to get Ben's help. When I got there, I find him in the bedroom. I couldn't believe my eyes. He as parading in front of the mirror dressed in my underwear and high heels and wearing my make-up.
I am 32; Ben is 34, and we've been married 7 years. He tried to pretend that he had dressed up in my panties because he couldn't find his own, but when I asked about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he had been wearing my clothes for 6 months.
He lost his job several years ago and he says he has been feeling depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but now he has become increasingly distant. Please, can you help?
--Pamdora

Miriam says:
A car's stalling after being driven such a short distance can be caused by any one of several engine faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If neither of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump is faulty, causing low delivery pressure in the carburetor float chamber.

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