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Hello young lovers! Has this ever
happened to you?
You and your sweetie have finally gotten off by yourselves. You find
yourself at Inspiration Point or some cozy lovers lane and things are really
getting hot! You reach in your glove compartment and oh no!
No condoms!
Well your next move is to ruin the moment by driving to a convenience store,
humiliating yourself by getting change, then rushing into the restroom to
the "Love Machine" to buy one while some weirdo watches you from the stall.
Meanwhile, your sweetie has "lost the urge" sitting out in the car with the
windows fogged up and asks to be taken home!
Not a pretty picture is it?
Well! Your troubles are over! RUBBER HUT is here!
Yes, our radio dispatched pink delivery vans are on patrol. We can get there
in ten minutes! (Home delivery make take a little longer) We constantly
patrol lovers lanes with all your favorite kinds of condoms, from drug store
variety to specialty types. Just call on your cellular phone (we cater to
yuppies) and we will be there in minutes with your selection.
You can easily spot our vans on patrol.
They have a pink light on their antennas with the words "SAFE SEX" in white
letters. Just tell the driver what you need. We take all charge cards or we
can open an account for you if you want.
Just dial, 555-LOAD or *RH on your cellular!
Rubber Hut motto:
"WHEN YOU'RE IN HEAT, WE'RE JUST DOWN THE STREET"
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