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As time goes by and we grow older
I think it is important for us all to consciously take inventory of our
lives. To look in the mirror and objectively examine our character. To
unwind the fabric of the psyche to see if our thought processes are based on
selfish motivations and obfuscated reality, or on the firmer foundation of
faith, justice, patience and goodwill.
It is a time to right wrongs and heal wounds. A time for activity and
purpose. A time for resolution.
So I resolve to be a better man.
A man of introspection and consideration.
A man for humanity.
A man whose auto-pilot is set on a steady course to enlightenment.
Yes, I will change! Man does have the ability to change!
I will be progressive and free-thinking--in tune with the universe. I will
listen intently to my brothers and sisters---especially the sisters, for I
have not been fair to them. I promise, from this day forward, I will resist
the temptation to constantly correct you. I will not spend my time finding
fault with your logic. I will hear you! I promise to listen and not just
stand in front of you, mouth open, drooling, and staring at your boobs.
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