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Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room
in our house next weekend."
Second guy : "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her
a new deck for the pool."
Third guy : "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy : "I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or s-e-x?" and she
said..... "Wear sun-block"
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