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Dumb Questions about Australia
Golf Jokes, Page 1
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Why Athletes Can't Have Real jobs
The Robot Caddie |
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Paddy & Seamus
The Worlds Shortest and Happiest Fairy
Tale
Four Married Guys go Fishing
The Secret for Catching Fish
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A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Tubby consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Tubby would come in from the lake with a boat full of fish. Stringer after stringer was packed with freshly caught trout.
The warden, curious, asked Tubby his secret.
The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.
So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off in tubby’s boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Tubby stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.
Tubby’s approach was simple: He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it into the air. The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface. Tubby took out a net and started scooping them up.
Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Tubby, "You can't do this!
I'll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every fine there is in the book!"
Tubby, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden with these words: "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?" |
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A man is out golfing and hits his ball into the nearby cow pasture. He starts looking for his ball and notices that there is a woman apparently looking for her ball. He starts looking for his ball and there is a cow that keeps staring at him. He looks at the cow and says to himself 'Naaaaa, can't be.' He searches and searches with the cow staring at him. The woman can't seem to find her ball either. Finally, he goes over to the cow and lifts her tail. Sure enough, there is a ball logged in the cow's ass but it doesn't look like his. So he says to the lady, "Hey, does this look like yours?"
Next day's headline: "Woman kills man with 9 iron" |
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take
'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay. I've got to see this!" the game warden was curious now.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked. |
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For the baseball fans in the audience!
During a long rain delay, the baseball announcer filled in some time by sharing some baseball trivia with his color man. "Know who hit the most home runs between 1955 and1975?"
I'll tell you - Hank Aaron."
"Know who hit the most RBIs between 1955 and 1975? Hank Aaron. And who got hit on the chin with the most balls between 1955 and 1975?"
"Hank Aaron?" ventured the color commentator.
"Nope," said the announcer. "Liberace." |
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