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Two nicely dressed ladies were
seated near each other while waiting in the Atlanta airport. The first lady
was an arrogant New Yorker married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well-mannered, elderly woman from the South. The first
struck up a conversation in which she did most of the talking. When the
conversation centered on whether they had any children, the New York woman
said, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion
for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that nice?" The first woman
continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful
Mercedes-Benz."
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that nice?" The first
woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband
bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?" The first
woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you
had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady. "Charm
school??" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" The
Southern lady responded, "Well, for one thing, instead of saying "Who gives
a shit?"
I learned to say, "Well, isn't that nice."
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