|
ALL: petroleum. "They found all on mah land!"
ARE: sixty minutes. "Ah'll meet yew thar in about a are!"
ARN: a metallic element. "Mah muscle is as strong as arn!"
AST: past tense of the verb, to ask. "Who ast yew?"
BANES: a type of food. "Ah love pinto banes!"
BEAN: a living person. "He's a right nice human bean!"
BEAR: an alcoholic beverage. "Yew ever taste light bear?"
CARD: a person lacking courage. "Yew yella bellied card!"
DOLL: operate a telephone. "Jes doll me up sometime!"
ERROR: used with a bow. "Ah shot a error into the air!"
FAVOR: have a temperature. "Ah'm sick! Ah got a favor!"
GRAIN: a color. "It's jes grain as grass!"
KAINT: contraction for cannot. "Yew kaint do that!"
KWAT: lacking noise. "Ah want peace an kwat aroun here!"
LAGS: the lower limbs. "She got the cutest lags in town!"
LANE: to incline. "Jes lane it upside the wall!"
LIBEL: likely. "Yur libel t'git snockered drinkin RC!"
LON: a large feline. "The lon is the king of the jungle!"
NEKKED: nude. "She was in the pool nekked as a jaybird!"
NODE: Past tense of to know. "I node him for years!"
PAR: energy. "Solar par is downright unAmerican!"
PAWN: on top of. "Put yur guns pawn the table!"
PAYPUL: a body of persons. "Who are all these paypul?"
SACKS: male or female. "Whut sacks are yew?"
SAR: having a tart taste. "Boy, that lemon is sar!"
SENSE: from a past time. "It's a are sense ah had a RC!"
SEP: to omit. "Everybody gets a RC sep yew!"
SLAVE: part of a garment. "It's a long slave shirt!"
STALE: to take feloniously. "Thou shalt not stale!"
STARS: a flight of steps. "Jes go up them stars!"
TUTHER: of two or more. "Yew can take one or tuther!"
WARSH: to clean with water. "Go warsh yur hands!"
WOOF: doglike animal. "Who's afraid of the big bad woof?"
WUNST: at one time. "Ah used ta node her wunst!"
Back to Jokes about our States
Home
|
|
