Creation, One Version

In the beginning was the Plan

and then came the Assumptions,

and the Assumptions were without form,

and the darkness fell upon the faces of the Operators.

And they spake unto their Group, saying: "It is a crock of shit, and it Stinketh."

And the Operators went unto their Super Techs, and sayeth: "It is a pail of dung, and none may tolerate the odour thereof."

And the Super Techs went unto their Process Supervisors, and sayeth: "It is a pail of excretment, and it is very strong, such that none can endure it."

And the Process Supervisor went to their Production Supervisors, and sayeth unto him: "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength.

And the Production Supervisor went unto his Plant Superintendent, and sayeth: "It contains that which aideth plant growth, and it is very strong.

And the Plant Superintendent went unto the Plant Manager, and sayeth to him: "It promoteth growth, and is very powerful".

And the Plant Manager went unto the Site Manager, and sayeth to him: "This powerful and New Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of the department, and this area in particular.

And the Site Manager looked upon the Plan, and saw it as good,


AND IT BECAME POLICY !!