The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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| For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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See if they can do it again. |
| For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
| For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me |
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Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again. |
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