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Take 1 cup butter. Find Tom’s shoes. Spread peanut butter on three slices of bread for three small children. Rescue over-brown butter from stove. Add 1-1/2 cup sugar to butter. Get two glasses milk to rinse down peanut butter. Wipe up first spilled glass. Mop up egg which rolled off counter and get another egg from refrigerator and add to butter and sugar.
Get small children interested in coloring and then spell words for first grader. Sift 2-1/2 cups flour with 1 tsp. Baking powder, 1 tsp. Soda and 1/2 tsp salt. Measure 1 cup oatmeal. Take marble out of baby’s mouth. Ask someone if you added one or two cups oatmeal to batter. Screaming may help at this point, but it is time consuming. Find recipe in pile of drawings and continue. Measure 1 cup corn flakes and 1 cup coconut. Big children want to know if cookies are baked yet. The dog, Moose, is in the way, so remove to outside. Put batter into refrigerator to chill. Peel three oranges for children. Clean up counter, table, floor, and cupboard doors. Moose is let in. Remove batter and Moose’s nose from refrigerator. Wash hands, drop cookies on pan, and place in oven. Allow children to help drop cookies and forget the blobs on the floor. Moose will take care of them. Repeat procedure until all are baked. At this point, mop up floor, table and counter. Be sure to have Holiday spirit. Smile–and make a mental note to start cookies after the children are in bed next year.
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