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If your only contact with three
spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon - you just might be a
Scrooge
If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away -
you just might be a Scrooge
If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas - you
just might be a Scrooge
If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson - you
just might be a Scrooge
If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night - you just might be a
Scrooge
If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log -
you just might be a Scrooge
If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie - you just might be a
Scrooge
If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin - you just might be a
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