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Three men died on Christmas Eve
and were met by St Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy
season," St Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" St Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells." St Peter said "you may pass through
the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a
raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man
replied, "These are Carols."
And so the holiday season begins....
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